As you know, it all started last year in Bognor Regis when unscrupulous identity sharks started giving away identities to any Tomcat, Dick or Harold Robins with absolutely no collateral such as loud noises or Tommy Cooper impersonations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e9mIj32Bgs&feature=related
They then sold on the risk to make-up farmers in Venezuela who tried to hide the extent of the identity debt with extra lippy and blusher. By the time that it was revealed that Kylie Minogue was actually Rolf Harris, all confidence was lost me kangaroo down sport.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ

There’s worse still. Even my own family has been affected. By brother thinks he’s a chicken. We’d tell him he isn’t but we need the eggs.
Sleep if you dare and wait for Dawn’s knock three times on the ceiling if you love me; twice on the pipe; means you ain’t gonna show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LmBzqQPTGs
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