Dorota's Charity

Dorota is an only cat. She was made in The Taiwan and then exported to The Poland where she sat in a window in a gift shop at Dom Towarowa Wola. Luckily, Lady of the House often passed this way and thought that she would make a nice Christmas present for Man about the House. So now she is an owned cat and her spirit has been liberated. Sadly, not all cats are so fortunate and that's why Dorota has founded a new charity.



For cats that haven't been thought of.



We just don't know how many cats haven't been thought of because nobody has ever thought about it but there must be thousands or at least six who don't yet exist because nobody ever thought of them. If you never think about them, they'll never know what a life they could have had because they won't have had the chance to think about it. Think about it!



I think you can see what a desperate situation it is and we haven't even got on to the cat biscuit famine in Tesco's. (In this case, it's best not to think about it)



You can help in three ways:



Think of a cat - any cat, any time, any place - that's Martini - and one will be liberated from purgatory.



If you see a woodencat, don't leave it melting its varnish in a shop window - give it a home.



Finally, send money. This is not for Dorota's charity but for me so that I can afford a pad on a 1 metre 43cm shelf and get that illusive Tigger Likes to Bounce Card.



Today is Mobile Phone Ring tone Day, Car Alarm Day and Badge with Ochrona Written on Day.



Also, as from today, I'm introducing a new exciting feature, the woodencat conundrum. This is a question, the answer of which will appear in the subsequent blog. You can guess the answer and check it in the following episode.



Today's Woodencat Conundrum:



How loud does a madman shout? (In units of insanity of course!)



As this is the first one, I'm going to make it really easy and give you a choice of three; is it?



a) 23 b) 97 c) sausage