I am pleased to say that MATH has made a complete recovery but cleaning up all the shoe polish from around the house has been quite a job. This has not been made any easier by Bill. LOTH has made him a small shed on the Balkon so that he can do useful things with pieces of wood.
Added to this, LOTH is now an infamous author and has a circle of friends larger than the rings of Saturn so she had to place an ad in Gazeta Wyborcza. At first, she put it in the female seeking female section and got some rather strange and interesting replies but not really what she was looking for. It was more succesful in the Praca section.
Lady of the House seeks other lady to help with mousework, shopping, general doings and domestic repairs. (Man about the House hasn't got a clue!) Must be cat lover.
A number of Polish women phoned but who knows what they said? - Not LOTH, so she was limited to the one that spoke English although even that was dubious.
LOTH maybe needs some help with interviewing because Babs sort of employed herself.
The doorbell rang and Babs bounced in almost flattening LOTH. She wore a bright yellow floral dress which rather inflating her already ample wobbling bossoms and spare rubber ring stomach tyres.
'My name's Babs!' She announced enthusiastically and then rather cryptically, added,
'Ave yow got buck teeth?'
Lady of the House looked rather worried and bewildered.
'Hahaha!' Babs roared. 'No, yow 'aven't but oy 'ave!' More piercing laughter followed.
'I once met a French boy,' she continued, 'well actually, 'e was from Walsall but let's not spoil it and 'e said to me, Babs, yow is viry byowtiful 'cos yow 'ave got dents de lapin. Oooh ow romintic oy thought. Well this won't bath any babies, 'oy 'ope yow've got the kittle on. Any kyke? oym famished. Hahahahahahahahah!'
Babs won't do any ironing on account of her 'Athur-roytis. In fact, she does very little but at least she talks to Bill and is surprisingly knowledgeable about birds having once been a member of the Halesowen Racing Pigeon Club. Most of the time she eats Madeira Kyke, dropping crumbs and treading them into the carpet. LOTH now does more mousework than before she employed her.
Can cat's be driven up the wall? They certainly can? Can you hear her? She's on the balkon now talking to Bill.
'So this French boy said, Babs, he said, well actually 'e was from Walsall but let's not spoil it, Babs he said, yow is viry byowtiful cos yow 'ave got dents de lapin. How romintic! Dents de lapin is French for buck teeth. Not many people know that. Hahahahahahaha!
She'll have to go. I swear on my whiskers, she'll have to go!
Name day: today is:
Right indicator day -remember only to turn left today!
Second hand day (clocks not purchases) It's a bit confusing and we are hoping to get them both aligned but we're waiting until we move to the eight day week. Running a cat kingdom isn't as easy as it looks.
Yesterday's cat conundrum
Where is Babs from?
Answer Bydgoszcz - she just has a brummie accent because she lived there (unlucky- bit of a trick question)
Today's Cat Conundrum
What is Harvey's new catch phrase?
