Hooray! We're back. How long has it been? 3 months? Wow.
We were wickedly tricked. We took advantage of what appeared to be a new, large, rather generous saucer of milk and when we bent down to drink from it, it was in fact a flying saucer.
Yes, you've guessed it; we were abducted by aliens. Well it happens from time to time.
Our hosts were quite kind and didn't mistreat us. On the first day, they asked what we ate and wondering what Paddington Bear would do in such a situation, I rather impulsively said 'marmalade sandwiches.' This was a big mistake as for the duration of the stay, that was all we got. OK up to day 16 but a little sickly thereafter.
I think Babs irritated them somewhat and they decided to move on to another galaxy with fewer dents de lapin. Luckily, only wooden cats have returned to the Warsaw and we are as good as a Woody Woodpecker.
Only Barney escaped abduction and in our absence seems to have reverted back to his old ways. He is off milk and back on to Spiritus. He's been listening to a lot of hip hop and tells me that he's now 'in the hood,' whatever that means.
I have named today, 'Independence day,' to mark our release. This is quite fortunate as it is the same as in the Poland so it will already be marked on calendars. Such coincidences suggest that there really is a God and he loves wooden cats too.
If you are wondering where we were abducted to, it was Planet Claire. It's quite well known and the B52's even made a song about it, so you can find out all you need to know here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EPP3gkh_00
That's all for now. Lady of the House has been busy but I have got quite a lot of my own mouse work to catch up on so I'd better get started. See you soon if I don't get abducted again. Touch wood!
Name day - quite a busy day with a number of liberty related themes
Free introductory offer day
Free handcream day
Free Willy (now available on the national health) day
Yesterday's cat conundrum
No answers given today as this will be contrary to labour law
Yesterday's cat conundrum will be today's cat conundrum and the answer will be given in Punjabi
