Saved! Builder’s Bum below got so fed up with Mr Ploppy landing on his motor that he shot at the fiendish fowl until the feathered felons flew the nest. Hooray! Botty for President! But this has only exposed a further crisis. As you know, during the siege, chocolate stock levels plummeted and the reduced cocoa intake has left me dangerously weak which is why I am appealing to you directly.
Bob needs chocolate
Without it, he will perish
Don’t let it be on your conscience
Send chocolate now (No white - it sucks)
Any solid bar is good and in particular, bounty, kit-kat, twix and snickers
Bob needs chocolate now
Please give generously
Don’t send money, just chocolate
Help a cat today
Help Bob
Bob needs your chocolate
NOW!
SEND THE FECKIN’ CHOCKY NOW YU IJUT!
Name day:
Rotunda
Peel off face mask
Belly fluff
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